You don’t need to go to Oz to find love. Love can be a beautiful, tropical sunset on a cloudy day, or a pristine beach... filled with quicksand. For Malcolm Grissom, it's the whirlpool that drags him underwater, spits him onto the beach, only to be dragged into the sand. At least, that's what he's experienced so far. But, that's about to change. On his quest for love, Malcolm gets advice from an overbearing Hollywood-type drama queen, a retro hipster Indian and a copasetic Jazz musician, and realizes that when it comes to love, there’s no place like home.